Have you ever wore track pants and lost your wallet in the car seat?  The Adam Carolla Show and gang talked about this in their segment, Do Yourself A Favor.

Carolla explained painting his wallet bright red and putting velcro on it. He argues that you can quickly find it in all black dark cave known as your car seat and also the Velcro prevents the wallet from slipping from your pocket.

Now that can make you an old man or kind of a clever fellow.